Probably better now that Moynihan has left (apparently they’ve got some real creative differences.) 

But John Tucker had to die, right? It was the price for too much boning.

I know, right?? I just did some extra work on a film, and our day was 12 hours long. No one batted an eye.

Feh. I could head down to my Buffalo Exchange and/or the thrift shop one block down from the Buffalo Exchange and for $30 recreate any of these monstrosities right the fuck now.

Maybe it’s just me, but I always imagined the Space Turtle having the voice of Tommy Chong.

God, that shit makes me mad.

What.

Are you that big a fan of KFC Famous Bowls?

Dorothy Fucking Parker just stumbled out of her grave to wonder what fresh hell could this be.

Your mouth to God’s ears.

It can be both.

Oh my God, just say that you hate all religions and let us all go on with our lives.

Well, Islam doesn’t make you pay thousands of dollars to celebrate Ramadan, for one.

But Elon’s last two marriages (to the same person) were to a working actress, so...

You said sexual sins are some of the worst sins you can participate in. I’m pretty sure that murder is worse. #priorities.

You Mormons lost me at “No coffee allowed!” I mean, come on.