Sexual sins are the worst? So as long as I’m celibate, I can commit all the murders I want and the Mormon Church will accept me? Good to know.

She SHOULD have been nominated for Selma.

Gawker already ranked the Ritter Sport bars in another equally offensive nonsense list put together by someone with a clear milk chocolate bias.

No. No. No no no no no.

So, this is a real band, huh? And not like some sort of parody band like 2gether?

You’re a monster! *drowns self in bleach*

Put me down for a dozen Toffee Crisps, thanx.

But if Macy’s goes...does that also make it Gimbels?

Yeah, but we’re laughing with them, not at them. We’re not laughing at their indignity, we’re laughing because these are a bunch of young guys psyched to play some football who just HAPPEN to have silly names. Ya dig?

I think what works about that skit in particular is how happy and confident K & P’s characters are. We are invited to laugh at the names, not the people.

Really? Because as someone in the exact same boat, La La Land INFURIATED me.

I totally forgot that Jeff Bridges won for Crazy Heart. I forgot that there ever was a film called Crazy Heart.

I made one, too!

But also: what? Taylor Lautner is “dating” Billie Lourd?!

Nah.

We sure about that?

But, Gwynnie totally made him a Kwanzaa cake later, so it’s cool.

...Unicorn-people?

I hope the Trumps fight back at this by modeling appropriate behavior for others.

No! The world needs laughter.