*Shrug* I’d rather see Moonlight win.

I recently went to a play and one of the actors listed in her bio that she was a vegan. Seriously. The joke is real.

Papa Kardashian didn’t raise no fool.

Oh for the love of- it isn’t even a major ice shelf! The article you posted even says as much. Hush yourself, child. We’re trying to watch our stories.

Can I sit next to you?

“These weirdos have to fuck the entire experience up,” basically sums up my entire relationship with musical theatre.

And YOU can GET IT! And YOU can GET IT! EVERYBODY CAN GET IT!!!

Jon Hamm hammered a kid’s balls and pled guilty) are often lauded.

I just want to know what the difference is between “Male Performer of the Year” and “Best Actor.” Why are they two different categories?

Maybe my main issue is, I don’t like slapstick comedy in general.

Throughout the series there are scenes involving the busty vice president randomly working out simply to have close-up shots of her crotch or another member of the underground student council getting unintentionally peed on.

FUCK YES THIS. What really got me pissed off more than anything? The Finding Neverland competition. That musical is bullshit, and to force those poor designers to watch that bullshit, compliment that bullshit and then create a piece of clothing out of that bullshit was just so infuriating.

Don’t forget about the catgirl costumes. This video is like Repressed Japanese Libido Bingo.

I am so sorry that happened to you.

I would watch the hell out of that movie.

Oh the glitter gel!

I believe the “everything she was promised” part included a spot on Dancing With The Stars.

What is up with Affleck and touching butts?

The aliens should be firing on the Hollywood sign in order for this work of art to be completely transcendent.

Um...the leg lamp?