This does not have enough likes.

Hannibal was recently cancelled by NBC, putting an ailing show out of its misery, as well as those of us who knew it started flailing after its first season yet were forced to read endless television critics blathering on about its supposed brilliance.

YOU KEEP YOUR MORTAL KOMBAT OUT OF MY STREET FIGHTER!

If your engagement party looks like that, you pretty much have to hire John Legend for the wedding. How else are you going to top it? By dipping the couple in gold?

My own life is of no interest to anyone else. Or maybe it is. But I certainly have no interest in putting my own thoughts and opinions out there.

Yeah, but it’s being directed by the same guy who ruined Man of Steel. We’re not making judgements; we’re lamenting the inevitable.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

As someone who has cater-waitered at many upscale entertainment events and has seen a drunk Tom Hanks on more than one occasion, I say that drinking with Tom Hanks would be THE BEST.

I remember that! Yeah, this lady kind of sucks.

Oh, fuck American Sniper. That movie was lazy-ass, patronizing bullshit, and the fact that it has made so much money confounds and disturbs me.

Well, now I have a question about the validity of the FDA approval. My friend works for Arbonne, and one of her selling points is that the company adheres to European cosmetic safety regulations which are apparently stricter than in the US or Canada.

Pug is all "HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY APARTMENT??!"

Oooh, I'm going to Google the HELL out of him.

Oh my God, YES.

Congratulations, white people! We did it again!

Not intentional. I wandered accidentally into the pun.

Well, maybe I'm just a horrible person, but I enjoy a good Taylor Swift ribbing, especially since her super-offended overreactions only add to the entertainment. Maybe I'd feel differently if her art came from a place of real struggle and life experience, but she's a coddled little panda cub who can't take criticism…

The eyebrow style made a big difference and that would've been hard to replicate quickly.

A computer animated pixie.

No.