That look when you know the house is more comfortable than the field.

yeah, I noticed she went with the actor’s, not the character’s, name there.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

Your photoshop works great.

Love how all the articles and videos that talked about this are using the wrong floppy disk images.

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

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Exactly, the divider is the last line of defence, your bulwark against the rampaging hordes, your rock, the only hold you have on your sanity whilst flying coach. Do not relinquish the divider. Do not raise the divider. Unless, you are traveling with your spouse IN WHICH CASE YOU DOUBLE DOWN ON THE DIVIDER. HAHA. GOT…

I love you because I am you. I am not above acting like a complete idiot to get my way. I was a window seat on a flight once and the dude in the middle seat kept manspreading into my zone, with his large hands perched atop his knees. As soon as the seatbelt light went off, I dropped my tray. When it stopped 75% of the…

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…

yeah like how he pulled that rocket out of his ass and resupplied the international space station. What a poser.

It would be a bloodbath. They'd have the National Guard on scene with all speed. And every news site and television network would cover it with a gasping, earnest, utterly obtuse lack of awareness.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

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There's a fine line between a baby learning to not launch himself off the couch and a baby who can no longer learn to not launch himself off the couch. You're tossing a coin on whether your son ends up as Clarence Darrow or Joe Amendola.