They’re all actually Strom Thurmond. He never died. Just kept sloughing off bits of himself to create new senators.

I think “Deep Space 9 except with superheroes” is possibly the best elevator pitch I have ever heard. Sign me the f- up.

let me know when these guys show up

Backwards compatible!

yeah like how he pulled that rocket out of his ass and resupplied the international space station. What a poser.

Welcome to Sauron Hotel, where we only watch you some of the time. Note: Dark Lord Sauron's army are guests of the country and not slave labor, well technically they are, we just don't see it that way.

Is that a "BOO! This is how the robot apocalypse starts, people!" or a "YAY! This is how the robot apocalypse starts, people!" kind of statement?

Where the hell is Olivia Wilde in this mix?

I need more ethnic spice too. This is white washed.

It would be a bloodbath. They'd have the National Guard on scene with all speed. And every news site and television network would cover it with a gasping, earnest, utterly obtuse lack of awareness.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

Public transport infrastructure delivered ahead of schedule AND below budget?

How to enjoy perfectly fresh cake!

I've been a Star Wars fan my entire life - that line is apparently ingrained into my mind.

"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"

you can say the situation ... escalated