Thank you! Every time I see a still or trailer, i think “hard pass”!

Is Steven Ray an actor? Vocalist? Someone with any public speaking experience?

Well, that’s the first thing I’ve heard about it that makes me want to see it.

Also, House Elves were enslaved. A lot of Republicans would probably be ok with that, so long as no one says the word “slave”.

Except for the mileage they get from telling stories about how well they treated the Mexicans, because these were Good Mexicans. This makes them seem like nice people. Not racists at all.

“LARPing is So Hot Right Now”

Trump is Vader: the scary face of the evil.
Pence is the Emperor. He is the evil.

it always sounded like a prince song to me

I was laughing when he kept yammering about “THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE”. I swear he was cueing these guys:

I think if I had been drinking something when I read that, I would have actually done a full on spit-take.

What are you talking about. Didn’t you see how much exercise he was getting with his hands last night? It takes a lot of stamina to do what he does

See the AMA he did for Reddit. There’s a picture of him there ‘using’ a computer. He appears to know how to stare at it without touching it. I think he ‘answered’ four questions and called it a day. He does his own twittering on the off hours, otherwise he yells out to a staffer who mimics his ‘voice’ when he…

I honestly don’t think he does, especially after that rambling mess. Being astounded that one’s ten-year-old can use a computer kinda suggests that one still sees computers as mysterious magic boxes that let people send you an internet through a series of tubes. I think Trump’s technological knowledge pretty much…

It wasn’t me, sadly. My friend and I are, however, responsible for this one:

THAT’S who Trump looks like!! Murderface...

Next time, have a drink for me. Being pregnant during this election is the worst.

The governor is concerned with civil rights? I didn’t know he knew what they were what with him and his party blatantly violating them every chance they get.

I thought a poop or a dropped sock or whatever (y’know, to enhance his ~package~).

Mass deportation will never ever ever happen, no matter how much they claim, and not just because the orange trashbag of tepid farts has no follow through, but because too many companies rely on illegal labor to allow politicians to deport their easily abused source of income.

Pretty sure this is his “Fuck it, I’m going down in flames” moment. And Jesus, what the Hell is that hat about? It reminded me of the library in Zoolander.