The Singles soundtrack. Lots of flannel. Awkward boots.

And now I’m not prejudice or anything, but the oranges have fakeness in their DNA. I feel bad for Those People because they can’t help it, but I just don’t trust them. Their ancestors were oompa loompas after all. Candy is unnatural, so I don’t think our blessed Lord would like it very much. Maybe we can send them…

Because it would be a-okay if she were 18+? Jesus tap-dancing Christ. The flames have spread from the side of my face to engulf my entire person. My kid (former stepdaughter who I still consider my beloved kid who is 12) will be flying from New York to Texas unaccompanied in the next few weeks for a visit and now I am…

LOL those assholes. Because if she was 20 or 30 it would be ok to kiss her while she was sleeping and gave no consent?

I don’t think anyone’s been insulted by being called a mick in about 75 years. You wanna see a white man get all pissed by a label? Call him a racist.

The thing is when you are a two parent household with one kid, only one parent really needs to take care of the kid. If you have two, it’s one kid per parent and if you have three or more you are completely overwhelmed. I find myself taking a lot less time (or pretty much no time) for myself because I feel like I have…

Mine are three years apart and it’s definitely easier than for people who have a baby and a toddler at the same time but my little one is now getting into the terrible twos, so, it's challenging. However, at this point they also play together and I get double the cuddles so it's not all bad.

A couple people have said this to me lately. I assumed they were just trying to make me feel better about having 1

I like to say - anyone who has a second child is clearly too insane to have children.

I have 2 children, the youngest is out of nappies, sleeping through the night, in nursery. I’m beginning a career and got a dog. Life is getting easier. Then I find out, surprise! I'm pregnant! And surprise! It's twins! I'm 18 weeks now and I wish I was dead. People keep congratulating me and I just roll my eyes at…

Maybe it was just migraine but if it’s at all possible ask your healthcare provider to check your blood pressure and also get a blood pressure monitor to make sure yours is normal and remains that way.

wait what. Madeleine. i don’t understand.

It’s reverse racism any time a black person celebrates their culture or tries to bring attention to their issues! Didn’t you know that?!

Rollingstone mixed up Lori Tan Chinn (who plays Chang) and Kimiko Glenn, so I guess it happens to all the non-white actresses?

Between the Golden Globes messing up the names of Latina actresses, Oscars so white, and this we are not off to a good start this year.

Definitely barred from discussing deliberations, although we did watch a lovely video featuring the cast of Law and Order explaining exactly what being on a grand jury was all about Also, lots of old/unemployed people who refused to go to lunch with me so they could bank their food stipend and make money.

No owls, sorry. I do have a parrot, but he’s notoriously uncooperative and won’t even oink on command, so I seriously doubt he’d be capable of delivering mail properly. He’d enjoy the shit out of tearing it up, tho.

“Where the spirit of the Lord is—right?—there is liberty. And here, there is Liberty College, but—Liberty University, but—and it is so true!”

My husband and I talk to my stepkid about sex (as much as she hates it) if only because my husband had her as a teenager, and he was the product of abstinence-only education. While there’s definitely a part of him that would rather pretend she’s not going to have sex until she’s 30, the realistic part of him would…

This should just be a watermark at the bottom of any article that is even vaguely political.