28th (mine): Cuellar

Only one of our cats has one. His legs are a little short so every once in a while when I see it I sing (to Turkey in the Straw) “Does your belly hang low, does it waddle to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?” out of sheer delight...

Had my first at 34 at my doc asked if I was really from there (my hometown), he was so surprised it was my first pregnancy.

I’m sure losing the baby chub didn’t hurt, either.

Never even heard of it until this.

Thank you for this. I too have avoided the padding but my 9 month old loves to kick my boobs so now I’ll give them a chance.

Yup. Genie gave me tiny shoulder hickies somehow.

I looooove Warner’s. I’m a 38c/36/d. Bought my first doing last minute trip shopping at jcpenney and never looked back.

Ugh these types of people turn me off from considering anything even remotely crunchy, even if it might be cool/better for the environment/a great idea and that makes me embarrassed and sad.

Parent here: Amen to that. Better yet, those people should not reproduce!

I’m a germaphobe so I have a changing station in the trunk of the Subaru: padded floor mat topped with a beach towel, supplies, disposal bags.

Is it me or does she kind of look (a lot) like Michelle...

The only hope I cling to is that in their enthusiasm they’ll fuck something up so bad that all the sheeple will finally wake up and start voting correctly. :(

That inspires me: squeezable mayo pre-cum.

Perfection!

Definitely the latter. The best first year friend making activity was a spontaneous pj dance party the girls across the hall from us had one night. There were puppets, not joking. It was a blast.

Lol even though I’m Gen X I managed to avoid seeing it until last year, when my husband (who has 6 sisters) said I should. The ONLY reason I gave in was that I went to Mount Holyoke and wanted to see what the big deal was.