LaMujerFronteriza
Valeria Inéz
LaMujerFronteriza

I know, right?? It’s only in his (probably totally normal and not at all creepy) fantasies that he’s having so much sex that he has to put up a sign warning the scores of women lining up to fuck him they will be recorded, for his protection.

Is it because Phaedra finally got what she had coming? I liked her for a hot minute at first, until she showed herself to be a bible-thumping, phony snake.

Props to the people dedicated enough to do cloth but am I crazy for considering resource type scarcity?

Another reason why immigrants are important.

You’d love it here in Laredo TX. They sell cascarones AND piñatas off the side of the roads.

It was assigned to us in high school (now that I think of it, wut?) and I never made it past the first rape of the handmaid by the commander. I legit don’t know if I should try again, watch the show only, or both. I need advice.

You’re not alone. I’m more than 10 years older than you and I’m also lost.

Exactly. As a former teacher the worst thing I could imagine would be not being able to protect the kids I love. I’m sure the perp knew this...

Because if something is too hard to accept, it didn’t happen. Because Jesus.

I hear you. You have to ring the doorbell to be let in at my kid’s preschool and the public school he’ll attend has what I guess you call a guard shack at the main entrance, but I still worry sometimes. Because this is Texas...

Yass. It helps I was very pregnant when my kid started his preschool so they were lucky I brushed my teeth for drop off. Change out of my pj’s? Nope! Out of fucks to give.

Ückit.

Storks was awesome. And I totally feel you on the popcorn. Check this: my husband has a patient who goes to the movies, buys the popcorn and takes it home without seeing anything. Genius. So pissed I’ve never thought of that myself.

Got the idea of saving those shitty movies for special dates with the grandparents. MIL took the boy to see 9 Lives while we watched Suicide Squad. Win-Win.

Potty trained my eldest son to sit backwards on the toilet. My mom is appalled and keeps trying to have him pee standing up...at her house.

We’ve been married 10 years next week and every single time we’ve fought about it HE’S told me we should get a maid. I’m like no, motherfucker, YOU need to step up. His ADD makes things even worse. And like so many here, he’s one of the good ones.

Oompa loompas wore white gloves, right??

I’m kind of worried: I’m the same way and my 5 year old knows it.

I’m so very sorry for your loss. It’ll be 2 years in May that I put my 2 old girls down and it still hurts.