Thank you. I thought it was just my imagination telling me he wants to fuck him.

Didn’t get it AT ALL till your comment. Thought it was a dragon... :/

This one’s mine:

My husband is a psychiatrist. After the 2nd debste he seriously started suspecting some dementia. We have a newborn so we didn’t watch all of this one. I wonder if it will change what he thinks...

This is exactly why my first thought was: this should just be called “Dads.” I’m sure there are exceptions, but based on my experience with my husband, inept is accurate.

My nieces actually ask my sister why Trump touches his daughter in “the no no box.”

No, they aren’t. Because we just aren’t as horrible as y’all. I know that’s hard to comprehend.

I literally fell over when I saw it on the news. It was majestic.

I’ve always thought Billy Bush seemed like a creepy douchenozzle. Now I know why.

Lol we had one too. And a white duck with black feathers on its head that made him look like Elvis...

Omg did you go to MHC??

I don’t know what it says about me that I’m 38 and really don’t understand the physics of how this happened. I’m also too sketched out to look at the pictures closely enough to figure it out.

I normally can’t watch debates or interviews live because I can’t handle the second hand embarassment. I can honestly say all of this has me suspecting I have been cured by last night’s performance.

So, so, so many idiots. Part of me wonders if Roger Ailes encouraged him to call in. He’s one of them.

I would like to see proof that Trump even knows how to use a computer. Are there photos? Anecdotes? We need evidence!

So many drinking games we could have enjoyed. At least her performance perked the kid up after a wonky NST because I spent most of it like this:

Guys, I’ve been wanting this for a while, for just such occassions: a cartoon gif of a wolf on a cliff, howling “Fuck Yooooouuuuuuuu!”

Otters. Because of the cutes.