Are these supposed to be worn like this?? It looks like they raided inter-war period Hagrid’s closet.

My SIL has raised my nieces with the mantra “the most important decision you will make is who to have a baby with.” I kinda always thought it was a bit intense for young kids, but when I see stories like this, I’m proud that at 11 and 16 they’ve heard it for years.

I ALMOST spit out my tea at that.

Hotter than Rubio, less crazy than Cruz. He could be a contender!

No, but I have been afraid for my life when a boyfriend got mad over some random bullshit, so...

It seems a little suspicious this was posted at around 4:20. Is that what this is about, the delirious musings of a pothead genius? If not, I’m truly lost.

It’s like reading Mad Libs. Or a poem made from those word kit magnets, left on the fridge by a drunk/high housemate at 3 am.

I’m not a 1D fan but since they’re everywhere and I have to see his greasyness I’d like to politely request Harry use some tea tree/clarifying shampoo and keep his godamn hands out of his hair. Thanks.

It happens at least once every couple months. I’m an old and barely learned how to take a screenshot. Otherwise I would have posted the other embarrassing examples...

I’m reminded of this scene in Knocked Up where Craig Robinson explains his quota:

Don’t harsh my buzz! I want this to be REAL, for her to be PREGNANT, and for the family to be united with them FOREVER!

A prequel could be ok, right guys? Surely this is the only possibility. Tom Hiddleston, Eddie Redmayne. It could work...(panicked hand rubbing)

Hozier. THAT would be something.

He likes turtles, dogs, and to party? Deal MAKER.

It took me much too long to get this. Long day. Snowpocalypse 2016.

We must consult the Oracle of Tolkien: somebody email Colbert!

Congrats I almost peed the bed.

I know nothing of this process: are you barred from speaking about deliberations after the fact? If not, it’s weird that none of the jurors spoke up that they didn’t get to actually vote.

If you’re not already training the delivery owls you’re wasting everyone’s time.