It’s because he’s the doorman of the Friend Zone. That’s his uniform...

He was only here for about 2.5 hours, so brave! This proves what we already suspected: I have bigger balls than him cuz I just bought a house here. Wonder if he figured out “who’s doing the raping.”

I’m a desert rat. Let me sing you the song of my people.

Word. To me the seaweed smells of rotten cum and makes my stomach turn. I’ve puked less than 5 times EVER but the beach is the one smell that makes my stomach turn.

Minions look like Twinkies. I want to eat them.

I could have used you when my mom told us we couldn’t get pregnant because god didn’t WANT us to have a baby. That punch would have saved me a lot of grief when the kid finally did arrive.

That is a truly outstanding reply. I’m gonna have to borrow it!

Never knew why people thought he was such a huge douche. I see it now!

We live on the border and 3 year old saw a local news report of the piñatas being made across and shouted “I want that! I will hit that man and candy will fall out!” Yes you will, baby, yes you will...

I dunno, Scott has always been a huge tool, so it’s hard to feel too sorry for her. Maybe don’t let him knock you up THREE times? One, ok. But THREE? And expect him to be a family man, especially after losing both parents within months of each other? Girl, no.

Dirty Mike and the Boyz?!

I’m sorry it happened to you, too! As we get older it’s scary how many people we find that have had similar experiences...

I’m curious what the racial and ethnic break down of the kids vs. no kids camps are. I’m Mexican and have NEVER been to or heard of a wedding where kids aren’t allowed in my community, even if only one of the parties is Mexican. It’s just not done.

Sorry, but that’s us. We INTRODUCED the couple but we’re not schlepping our toddler hundreds of miles to leave them with some random sitter. Even IF the caregivers themselves are fully vetted, we don’t know who the other kids are/ what they’re like. Maybe if they were in an area right next to the main venue, but in a…

Aww, I was really pulling for these two. They seemed so down to earth and family-centered. Does anyone know what happened? I worry for my own relationship when a long term couple splits up...

She’s the only reason I watch the show! I have so few guilty pleasures as it is!

Meh, the similarity in colors could confuse people.

I was diagnosed at 12, got pregnant with a simple drug cocktail, and am only now having to see a fertility specialist. He told me it was resolved. Nope! My new endocrinologist says it never goes away. I feel like nobody truly understands it to begin with.

If you’ve already learned that expectations don’t match reality, and you can cope, you’re way ahead of the game. I’m jealous of you and proud of you. Stay flexible, don’t believe the rose colored stories, and you’ll ROCK. Best wishes!