Meanwhile, in the Borderland a.k.a one of the blue parts: Webb County Does It Right.

I want to collect enough to fill a hot tub and have a bunch of kinky sex in it. Wahahaha!

I’m sure she’s the first of many.

It’s what they’re best at. As a Texan I can tell you the dickishness is as big as our sky...

My husband is always laughing at Taki because his often confused expression reminds us of the Secretary of Education from Idiocracy.

I don’t know if this counts, but we freaked out at how much this fictional cat looks like my brother. Here he is holding my son. He wears the hat and shades to hide his green eyes because he doesn’t like the attention!

That’s similar to my own mantra: “the only person you can truly rely on to care for you is YOURSELF.” Makes for a hyper mature and independent childhood, but relationships are tricky.

Top: My husband’s Grandpa Cuco.

Haven’t started this season yet, but I think I’ll be ok because from the pictures she looks like a tarted-up version of my actual celebrity crush: Rachel Maddow. :)

YES. Especially since we know how hypocritical they are. She came out in defense of the Duggar kid: what if Trig is the result of incest? Not impossible. She should release the birth certificate.

Yep, it’s the aspirational middle class AND BELOW. Where I live the luxury (?) brand du jour is Michael Kors (what?!). All it takes is a trip to the mall to see who’s carrying one to understand why the the rich don’t want to buy the same brands. A few years ago it was Coach, and before that Louis Vuitton. Once the…

I don’t remember taking a lot of pain meds or playing with the holesbecause my doc put gauze soaked in clove oil in them. Numbed the pain and gave me awesome breath. :)

See this makes me think of Easter because of my ham confusion. I can’t be the only one!

My first thought was vaginas. Because like a middle schooler that’s what I think of when I see sliced ham. The holidays are an awkward time for me.

It’s late and this is very close to the image my confusion at the headline inspired.

I’m interested in the idea of gender segregated labs: the ladies could not only work without the nerdy male gaze perpetually upon them, but also prove how much smarter/more productive they are compared to the male labs (who could no longer use being distracted as an excuse).

My husband CANNOT tell white girls apart, especially if they have red hair. He thinks Adele and Florence Welch are the same person, as are Elizabeth Banks and Rachel McAdams. It has always amused and baffled me, but after all the doppelganger pics y’all have posted I have more sympathy for him.

Omg the laser gave my tom FITS. Used it only once and I thought we had created a seizure disorder. Turns out he has feline hyperesthesia and darting lights are his trigger. Holy shit the fear and guilt nearly drove ME mad.