Ditto. I have very acidic sweat so I stink under the best of circumstances. Now that I’ve moved to the geographical equivalent of Satan’s Nutsack I appreciate Secret Clinical Strength even more. The solid doesn’t work as good as the liquid, for me.

Ditto. I have very acidic sweat so I stink under the best of circumstances. Now that I’ve moved to the geographical…

My husband and I eloped, and when I told my ex, he was cordial and said it would be nice for us to all get together. My husband didn’t think it was appropriate for me to keep that relationship, so I told my ex we couldn’t be friends, at least for now. Maybe my husband would change his mind in time, but I had to…

I totally get it. I feel the same way about one because I’d be so afraid for the lady. His own sister warned me, but I thought she was just jealous since he was the youngest and the only boy, so he was spoiled. Then I experienced his anger...

Word. I changed the litter when I was pregnant a few times when my husband was on call and I couldn’t take it. Wore a mask, washed my hands, was fine. The cats would sometimes drink out of my cup and I’d drink it anyway. My kid is practically a genius and the first in generations on my mom’s side that isn’t allergic…

Good point.

Consternation, uproar!

I actually thought he might have abused a female student and forced her to get an abortion. I wouldn’t have dared hope it would be THIS. Sorry for the victim, so not sorry for ol’ Denny.

I FINALLY realize who baby North reminds me of: Ms. O from Odd Squad. My kid and I love this pbs show and it’s been driving me crazy trying to figure out why the boss looks so familiar.

Ah, affluenza.

Yes. Mine’s 3, and you’re right, his dad would do the dirty work.

My brain agrees with you, but my heart says: meh, if futures are ruined, so be it, this is one way to get some dum dums out of the job pool.

My first trading cards were from Dallas, the original series! I’ll never forget because the gum was vile. Then graduated to Garbage Pail Kids. In high school: Star Trek The Next Generation. Nerd-tastic.

That reminds me of when I had to explain “heteronormativity” to my MIL during a game of Cards Against Humanity. Not fun, total buzzkill. I just want to drink and laugh a few nights a year, dammit!

I don’t get it either. Part of it might be that the “my kid is a beautiful unique snowflake who can do no wrong” mentality that so many parents have supercedes any empathy with a fellow female. In which case, we need to vote them off the island.

I wish the “white people method” worked for us in real life.

Knows he couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag and is grateful his wife is always the navigator. Lol

This happened not 2 minutes ago: opened a paper-backed foil pill blister pack for me WITH BARE HANDS like it wasn’t no thang. I always have to use scissors or a knife or some shit. I actually said “that’s sexy as hell.”

You’re my hero!

Haven’t read a book since my son was born so I can only do audio books. In the car. Do listen to Fey and Kaling, and might I also suggest Samantha Bee. My husband and I were on a road trip and almost had to pull over because we were dying of laughter.

Ugh, you’re right. How long ‘till the Go Fund Me...