I feel truly awful for the sisters, but I had never heard this rumor and I’m glad it came out. Watching religious hypocrites fall is one of my favorite things in life. Their agony is delicious:

I was nodding in agreement while reading the explanation that she doesn’t have time for that like:

Omg I love her and I love you for introducing me to this gif. It makes me so happy!

This sounds like a job for...The Feminist Knitting Circle! Anna included the contact info for Mr. O’Brien, let’s put down our needles and pick up our phones!

I’d be more concerned about dogs being confused than kids. The one in the fountain video still seems to be looking to their master for an explanation.

My first man (I was fresh out of college, he was a few years older), messed me up for almost that long. He said “I’m 100% attracted to you intellectually, physically, and emotionally, I just don’t think we should date.” We had been together 2 months but I felt we were soul mates. The people around us did too (met at…

Ugggghhhh, yes. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this. My stomach is turning.

The sexiest turtleneck of the 00’s, baby! Maybe even of all time...

You into creepy flesh-colored eyebrows, eh? (My grandpa was a Mexican ginger, it’s ok.)

That is awesome. The visual alone is amazing. One of mine will steal strawberries from me, but turns her nose up at baked goods. Such an enigma.

This. And the fact that he isn’t in prison makes me want to scream like Furiosa out on the dunes.

Excellent point. My first thought was “hell yeah, that shit’s hard work.” But you remind me that they aren’t doing it without any domestic/childcare help like most (?) of the rest of us. I feel less guilty about MY ass more likely absorbing a quarter in its squishiness, since it takes a miracle to make it to the gym.…

Exactly. More proof!

I’m gonna go ahead and put this in the “that cats can’t taste sweet is bullshit; some MUST be able to” file.

I liked it, and I hope he has his own erotic fan fiction. His Midwestern accent is dope.

My husband once told me that in middle school he and his friends would ask each other if they had given a “hot beef injection,” and everyone said oh yeah, but of course none of them had any idea what they were talking about. It has been my favorite euphemism ever since.

Nor did they the pubes(?) peeking coyly from behind those demure folded hands.

Veiling the Vagina sounds like a phenomenal read! I’m sure they would love to carry it at THIS fine establishment:

Tbh the surprise, shock, and horror are telling. People REALLY never suspected? C'mon.