I am only just realising that The Weeknd is missing an e. I must have known, because when I looked at your comment the name looked right to me, but I must have just always skim read it. Adding that to the list of things that make me old, along with still reading Bhad Bhabie as Bad Barbie .

I think she is so talented too

Is Tina Snow the same person as Megan Thee Stallion?  I am way old and way stoned, so I need someone to explain to me why they are linked. 

I’m glad good things are happening for Megan Thee Stallion. I cannot imagine being shot then have assholes act like it was cool to joke about. 

This point exactly. I have ALWAYS been uncomfortable with how much pleasure she derives from scaring people as well as the things she makes Andy do. I watched the game show she hosts ONCE and thought, here it is again. It’s all passive-aggressive violence and rage.

I love how enthusiastic he is about his huge collection of very expensive cameras.

The Daily Mail caption of a similar photo labeled it a “Down the Clown coconut shy-style game.” I know what those words mean individually…

It’s got something to do with the metric system.

I do enjoy a good old fashioned skee ball shot-put

that is most definitely not skeeball. Not sure exactly what that is, though. I’m sure Kelly is more informed

Concur. Additionally, stockings worn with slides make me cringe. How you gonna walk in those, girl? You got your feet glued to the bottom? You just gonna shuffle everywhere and scuff down the soles so bad you can only wear them once? First time you try to walk with a normal stride, or walk down a flight of steps,…

Oh, no question. Which is extra weird because it’s not like only single women need birth control; most married women do too. So outside the relatively small minority of people who sincerely oppose contraception, these evangelical women would benefit from sex ed and birth control as much as anybody. But the conceit in…

A long-ass time ago, I stumbled upon a long series of accounts from planned parenthood staff (and unfortunately, I don’t have the link anymore), and a common anecdote was the daughter of picketers... or sometimes the picketers themselves coming in for an abortion, and then going right back to the picket line. I recall…

I saw a comment recently that said “we always knew Michigan was ‘up South’” and that hit HARD. My extended family’s from GR and I was always puzzled and grossed out when I visited (from the actual South) by how much Confederate-flags-and-country-music I saw.

I’ve seen articles elsewhere suggesting that Kristen Bell is being suggested as Ellen’s replacement. I hope Ellen leaves just so KB can take her place.

Man. This might have instantly become my favorite entry in the “celebrities take advantage of the fact that they’ll be papped by making a political statement” series. Rih is perfect, as always.

Yeah good on her for apologizing but she was 9? The apology should have said “I was 9, it was dumb, kids are dumb, I wouldn’t do it today.” I mean, fuck me I remember when I was in elementary school there was a certain version of “jingle bells, shotgun shells” going around (I’ll let you google it) that I’m sure I sand…

Wow, it’s so nice to see that regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation, rich people can always be counted on to come together to shit on normal people. Yet more proof that once people become rich, that’s the most important part of their identity. 

Staring at the blank page before you...

I’d say those pink heels absolutely count as a stiletto. They probably just seem “less excessive” because they’re not a strappy 5.5" heel with a 2" platform. Which, good, because I am fucking tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired of that whole shiz.