I spent the majority of my life living near a couple of the richest zip codes in the country. Rich people style comes in a few flavors:

My regular poor people parents took two full years to legally split up. It was only later that I found out that that was just the division of assets - they never even got around to getting divorced.

Ben Shapiro - the first known married Incel.

The Jolie-Pitt divorce trudges on.

When I heard him speak, my first thought was “that man has NEVER made a woman have an orgasm.” So this totally tracks.

There’s not a doubt that while little Benny is having the vapors over “the p-word”, he has no problem calling a woman he doesn’t like a fucking cunt.

Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

Ben Shapiro is that guy from college who wants to convince you the female orgasm is a myth and the clitoris doesn’t have any nerve endings.

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

Wait, Ben Shapiro is married, yet he’s unfamiliar with wet pussies?

Yep. Maybe I’m wrong because my love of Geena Davis is giving me bias, but I refuse to believe that her interior decor sensibilities are THIS BLAND.

I fell in lust with him in Law of Desire. I fell in love with him as Rossy de Palma’s stuttering cuckold in Women on the Verge, and then came Atame. (The first time I saw Stockholm Syndrome as viable; if you were Victoria Abril, wouldn’t you?).

Yeah, exactly. And I’m not the only one in the comments who’s pretty sure that everything not physically attached to the walls/floor/ceiling is in fact NOT Geena Davis’ Stuff and is in fact owned by a home staging company who decks out empty houses for realtors. That’s the only viable explanation for the combo of the…

You don’t have to ask me twice! One of my all-time favorite actors, and criminally underrated if you ask me. And he only gets more mind-bogglingly gorgeous with time. I didn’t know he was sick... thank you for the update, Jerry-Netherland.

Can we show some love for the movie star (and my imaginary lover for 35 years) having the WORST DAY, Antonio Banderas? Today is his 60th birthday - and he got diagnosed with Covid. This is especially troubling with his cardiac history (heart attack and angioplasty 2 years ago). And yes, damn it, HE SHOULD’VE WON THE…

Are Rachel Ray and Valerie Bertinelli using the same “spa”?

Personally, I find Kat Dennings incredibly sexy. But I also think it’s important to have more  curvy, busty non cookie cutter actresses on screen.

It was also pretty average — at least from what I could tell. I only saw one episode and wasn’t overly impressed. It wasn’t bad, per se, but in an era of endless content, you have to be better than “not bad.” Would love to see Kravitz in another starring role so I hope this isn’t used as a knock against her (vs. the…

Bit of a low blow on Kat Dennings, sure she took a paycheck and lowered her stock on Two Broke Girls but she’s gotta eat and get work and she’s a funny motherfucker a salad from that show

It’s also been August for 5 months already.