Very amused that his bio uses the word “rolodexes” in 2020. 

“Did these knee-length skirts just call me the n word? I think they might have!”

The clown shoes are for the next time she defends Woody Allen again.

It’s like someone said, “What would the Wives wear if The Handmaid’s Tale took place in Tampa?”

Is this knock off Lilly Pulitzer? 

I don’t know - I think I would welcome our alien overlords at this point! Gotta be better than Trump. ;)

I think you’re being incredibly diplomatic, and I sometimes wish I could be more like that. But I think sending astronauts into space wearing camouflage is so stupidly funny that my head hurts from laughing. You know, that laughing before the reality and the crying set in?

If you don’t want to commit to an entire giant lasagna (for whatever reason), I find a basic loaf pan makes a perfect “two-person” lasagna (or really, one person with just a day or three of leftovers). Plenty of layers but only two noodles in width, every slice has at least two crispy edges. Its pretty great!

“Instead, the Democratic Party consolidated their efforts to stop Sanders, gambling that despite his popularity and the popularity of his policies, many voters would opt for the familiar, remaining loyal to the establishment. This was a good bet, as it turned out.”

Damn, seven sons???? Elon shoots some strong Y chromosomes.

I’m taking a lot of (very petty) joy today in the fact that even though Musk is super rich, he’s looking bloated as hell. Jeez, eat some vegetables and drink some water. He’s making 48 look kind of terrible.

It’s not “Hitler” bad but child protective services should be getting involved if this is not a massive troll. 

To be clear, the masks are necessary for everyone, not just the essential workers who are the ones going to work, but it feels like now, “cute” masks are everywhere—readily available for non-essential workers who are all staying home to wear on their weekly grocery shopping trips, while the many so-called essential…

If having a cool pattern or baby yoda or what the fuck ever means that people will actually wear them, I’m all for it.

I definitely bought me, my husband, and my small child Fiona The Hippo masks from the Cincinnati Zoo. But one, my fashion plate four year old cute things and this will make convincing her to wear a mask easier and two, I want to support a zoo I like. So no regrets.

Mine would be WHOOSH, and it’d be an entire brand making fun of people who don’t get sarcasm.  :)

I guess it’s time for  me to start lifestyle blog too: TOOSH . 

Check out Suntique I’m Cica sunscreen. I am very fair and very acne prone. This wears really well under makeup and the teeniest bit of white cast it has disappears in less than a minute. It is 50 spf, a physical sunscreen, and it has no fragrance. It has a bit of a bad sunscreen smell but I’ll take that over…

Geddes’ work is what Hallmark stores in the ‘90s were full of. She’s like the Thomas Kinkade of baby photography. Is it annoying? Yes. Is there an argument to be made about the commercialization of art? Yes. Is that what this article is doing? No. Artists deserve to be paid for the work they do, period. Sour grapes is…

Where is the problem with a woman who doesn’t want her work to go out there for free? Is she too successful for your taste and thus deserving of some kind of shade? You don’t like the kid of work she does? Where is the problem here? I expect more from Jezbel. I have never heard of this woman, never had a baby, but…