Love that political party that makes a huge show of being “pro life” while encouraging the undesirables to die.

My guess is, in reality, Dan Patrick would be about the last person to make the ultimate sacrifice for any reason. Rightists always talk a good game when others have to pay the price.

But isn’t the demographic that would mostly die off from this the one they most need for continued electoral success?

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

Thank you! I'm  a litttttttle fed up with hearing about all the free time people have right now since I've had to stay up til midnight to read Jezebel and pee by myself. Like I try to explain to childless people, trying to clean the house while the children are home is like brushing your teeth while eating oreos.

OR maybe you can spend that time making sure your 4 and 6 year old don’t kill each other while you do meetings in your bedroom between running into their rooms to make sure they are doing the requisite amount of arts and crafts to pass for homeschool while cleaning your house because a 4 and 6 year old are in it all…

You know what the difference between us is? My name, my face, and my social media link are right there. I stand by everything I say and don’t talk shit anonymously.

The Kardashians are like the epitome of anti-feminists. Any time someone criticizes them they cry sexism, even if the complaint ISN’T sexist. Meanwhile they literally trash/slut-shame/POST REVENGE PORN of all women they don’t like.

In this timeline? Hah! She'll be Trump's next SCOTUS pick and Kanye will be Pope.

Kayne is an asshole and Kim is just a mean girl. This is my shocked face.

What is so bad about Nick’s response? That is exactly what Ron would do.

Is Tom Hanks an ACTUAL CRISIS ACTOR???

(I’m a bit stoned right now, and this feels like a very profound revelation.)

Tom Hanks and deadly pandemic viruses?

Joe Vs. The Volcano--end up on a raft made of luggage.

No one should be surprised. Tom Hanks and travel do not get along.

While looking fabulous.

Naomi will outlive us all

I’ve learned some moderately interesting things about the Love Is Blind cast

I’m starting to believe Hunter Biden doesn’t even exist. Like, have we even seen him? I think they just made him up 

Can’t they just have a duel instead? At least that would accomplish something.