Yeah I’m sure this will be the only year it works but a year’s worth of respite was still good. She’s in kindergarten this year so I’m sure I’ll hear about everyone’s toys after Christmas.

Mini Pie asked for a Hatchimal last year and my reply was something like “lol NO that’s $65. Never going to happen.”

I thought I was clever for limiting YouTube but now my kid is in second grade and gets his toy ideas from classmates. Lately for him it is all about Feisty Pets. These stuffed animals that look cute but grow fangs when you squeeze them. Of all things.

Friends 7 YO daughter loves the LOL Surpise dolls... Not sure what the attraction is, but she’s been into them at least since last year before Xmas. Maybe even the Xmas before.

“She shoots out a stream of candy-colored goo from a heart-shaped hole in her bottom.”

Last year we fell victim to the Fingerlings advertising but luckily I live in Maine and was able to grab two from the local Wal-mart without the insane lines or price gouging. And at $14.99 retail they were downright normal compared to $50 for an afflicted unicorn.

The crazier thing about the Kim K interview is that she sleeps in a thong. Does she just love being uncomfortable?

I’m a big old hypocrite for judging anyone for sleeping in their makeup, because I almost never take off the eyeliner/mascara I wear daily.........but if I ever wear skin makeup I wash that shit OFF. ASAP. I can’t stand it. COULD NOT IMAGINE sleeping in as much as Kim K.

Jesus, they’re making a THIRD Joker movie?!

You mean the hole in her chest where her heart should be?

Funny how worried he is about disrespecting a man, but he has no problem doing far worse to women.

Like fade out for good. I’m not saying I want him beaten to death in prison, but I certainly wouldn’t shed a tear. Damn this administration is bringing out the worst in me (and many many others).

BLOCK AND REPORT, CARDI B! BLOCK AND REPORT!

How wonderful that Chris Brown would never disrespect Offset by trying to hit on his wife, but is totally cool with beating multiple women! Awesome! /s

Separate bathrooms are key; separate residences are ideal.

Haha, thank you. Since I’ve gotten engaged pretty much all my friends have told me that they regret how much they spent on their weddings. Like it was a fun day, but in retrospect that money could have been used better elsewhere in their lives.

Jennifer Aniston has always been way more classy and gracious than she needed to be about the tabloids’ tacky (and borderline creepy) obsession with her love life. Good for her!

I’m...honestly befuddled by this Sheeran thing.  No, not his success but this whole thing over him dressing the same way he always does for a show while Beyonce dresses the same way she always does for a show. Yes, yes, there’s a good conversation to be had about expectations for women versus men when it comes to…

Or Rand Paul’s neighbor. Where’s his Presidential Medal of Freedom, by the way?

“Bullying someone who has been open about having a mental disorder...is completely fucked up.”