I mean, it’s wasteful to even have children. What are these people thinking?

I have found that the cheapest, crappiest plastic things are what my children cherish most.  

when i was in middle school my friend and I would straight up drink the VS“strawberries & champagne” lip gloss cuz we thought there was actual champagne in it.

This might answer your question:

Slate had an interesting piece from a former public corruption prosecutor that basically posits that Mueller likely knew all along Manafort was never going to honestly cooperate and that his deal was likely a ruse so that the lawyers he shares with Trump could get the inside track on what Mueller was pursuing. The key…

The real crime was his choice of suits.

Crimes, on the other hand, are something that former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort seems to really enjoy doing.

The best part about these new charges against Manafort and Cohen is that Trump submitted his written responses before the charges were revealed. His responses were likely crafted along the line of the lies they were all supposed to be telling.   Ooops!  It could make Donnie’s lies all that more obvious.

At this point, I think any new charges are less about some grand, three-dimensional-chess strategy than the prosecutors looking at each other and saying, “Yeah, fuck this guy.”

Omigawd, this is flawless!! *lol* Fuckin PALESSI. In sleek sans-serif caps. Absolutely perfect. So much for ‘influence’.

This is hilarious but also reading both “influencers” and “social media celebrities” as real honest things that exist breaks my brain. 

I’m an old, and remember when there weren’t no such things as ‘influencers’.

This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

If “Ivanka’s role was limited to recommending an architect,” the project was doomed. Ivanka was in charge of the Trump Baku (Kazakhstan), completed in 2016 using dubiously sourced funding (Iranian Revolutionary Guard). This hideous building, which literally looks like a dildo lodged in a vagina, is still unoccupied…

I would Say BD Wong is more known for his work in Jurassic Park series and SVU than Mr. Robot.... Just saying.

Hey, there’s even a piece of shit in the White House!

When Emma Stone’s star started to rise, I remember thinking that she was going to have the career that Lindsay Lohan wishes she had. Sad!

Is that Lindsay Lohan with an Emma Stone filter?

I find a “fuck what you think” attitude helps a lot. They’re not your friends or family, their opinion doesn’t matter. :)

It was the wind, definitely not deliberate.