Clapback? More like a crapback.

I have a colleague who is, like, the Head Feminist of Everything (in a positive way - always championing women, getting younger women involved, that kind of thing), yet is always on one fad diet or another. It just breaks my heart - and yet I know I’m susceptible to the exact same bad self-talk. We do such terrible…

“the terms of Katie’s divorce from Tom Cruise, which required that she not publicly date anyone else for five years following their split, which happened in 2012.”

But Tom could and did date publicly and often.

Sadly, we’re all under 45*.

If there was a Sears catalogue of sexual predators, it would look like a lineup of members of the Trump administration and their bootlicker pundits on TV.

Considering the value of Sinclair as a media corporation, you would think they’d try to make this shit look better than someone’s garage podcast.

Roald Dahl definitely got one thing right:

It’s always the really ugly sad-sacks that are desperate enough to ignore consent.

Hmmm, is that graphic that makes it look like his name is ‘Bottom Boris’ the result of:

Looking at that header photo, I can’t imagine a guy like that doing anything of the sort. 

What’s funniest to me is, like, why this dude? Why this bulb-headed, marble-mouthed dunce? 

Please, tell us some stories!

If I literally stuffed marbles in my mouth I couldn’t sound as marble-mouthed as Boris Epshteyn. 

I will probably ONLY watch the special because JEAN RALPHIO SAPERSTEIN is in it. (I know it’s quite unlikely that Ben Schwartz will appear in character but idgaf.)

“Tuition stands at a little under $5,000 a year.”

When the magazine queried the Indianola’s headmaster about its racial make-up, he promised “we also have Hispanic, Indian, and Oriental students.”

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

I am NOT endorsing the laxative teas known euphemistically as slimming teas at all, but at the same time, I gotta wonder why some people are lining up to buy them online at $30 for a one month supply when they’re sold for about $5 at any Asian market. These have been around as packaged teas for decades, and have been…

Money, I imagine. Her finances are probably pretty tied up and the kind of gold digger who wants a quick payday would bail after the first meeting with the lawyers.

I’m no fan of Rita Ora, but this is dumb. People have lip-synced forever in parades and unless you live in a cave, you should know this.