Pro-tip: Get your flu shot as close to October 1 as you can. It takes a good two weeks to become fully active, which brings you to the time when suddenly people everywhere have alarming coughs.

You can get a Tribeca condo for $60,000? Suck it Vancouver, I’m moving to New York!

It’s cool you don’t like his music, but he’s an uber talented artist.

Agreed. Bella Hadid = watching paint dry, but The Weeknd is a seriously talented artist. I’m not even near his music's target demographic, but so many of his songs are in heavy rotation on my playlist.

i can’t give the full story without doxxing, but a friend of a friend once had a one-night stand with a pro ball player. she reported that the sex was fine, definitely not great, but what sealed the whole experience for her was that as soon as he finished he looked at her and goes “Boom. You just had sex with [says…

I think Bella is possibly the most untalented, undeserving model working right now (at least Kendall didnt create a whole new face with surgery and then try to be a model), but the Weeknd is super talented. Great singer and lyricist (and mood creator). 

Thanks--that makes way more sense. I couldn’t even get through the article at first...I went off to google trying to find these magical, mysterious $60k condos.

Every time I see it, I can’t help but think:

I’m more hung up on why you paid for a flu shot? By me, the Walgreens/CVS/Bartells gives them out for free. Same with the medical center I go to, even if you don’t have insurance. 

He sounds like quite a loverboy, ‘cause everybody’s working for The Weekend.

Where do I score a few of those $60,000 Tribeca lofts??? 

Have you seen most American straight men?

I would watch the hell out of Kelly Clarkson’s morning show.

I haven’t posted in almost two years!

The inclusion of the ranch dressing tweet is so shady, I love it.

I was into musicians too. However, some sort of blessed spidey sense pushed me towards the “let’s go have beers” camp over the “let me put my mouth on your penis” place. A few actually expressed their surprise that I turned down their sexing offers. I’ve seen how small those tour bus coffin beds are. Even if they WERE…

I would definitely use his number to make a bunch of prank calls and to give to weirdos who hit on me.

If John Mayer would just make the music he’s capable of making (and he’s a hell of a guitarist - very bluesy) and not worry about writing songs that might get him laid...

Why would I want to be with someone who has been with hundreds of women? I would be afraid that he wouldn’t even remember my name afterwards. If you’re going to fuck a star, make it a hard star to fuck, and make it memorable for everyone involved. Have some fucking pride in your work.

I was in my mid-20s when it came out, so I don’t think I have the same volatile hormonal school-love associations with this-or-that 90s album as some here have. I was only a peripheral Nirvana follower— you didn’t have to be more, because they were THE band of the moment and you could hardly escape them— but even I…