The other 60% is consumed by Ted Cruz.

“Lutheran binder” So true. Growing up in midwestern Lutheranism, I’m sure I’ve ingested thousands of cans of Campbell’s cream of ____ soup mixed with every possible meat or noodle. However this dish, with green beans and onions, has never, and will never pass my lips.

Thanks, this seemed really weird to me because it was obviously a highly stylized, modern take on Edwardian shit. I mean look at the clothing! This one had me stumped yesterday. 

My mom even had the bangs that went back, and under in the front through the 90's!!! Like this but worse:

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

She couldn’t find ONE PERSON OF COLOR to be included in this conversation?! what the actual fuck??

Wait what’s all this talk of stinginess? NOPE. Tracy Chapman owns the art that she made. Not just in terms of money, but in terms of her artistic integrity. Fuck out of here with this “stingy” bullshit.

SOOOO groundbreaking of you all to side with the obvious victim of theft.  

Isn’t Minaj making money from it? Not directly through sales, perhaps, but why else would she have released it?

Maybe they were expecting Black-Eyed Peas Fergie and someone’s wires got crossed.

I’m not saying Tracy Chapman isn’t perhaps being a bit stingy, but...

Modern Bar/Bat Mitzvahs have become completely disgusting events. Say your haftorah with family and friends, have a nosh and maybe get a few checks. Paying a half million bucks for some medium-talent rapper is absolutely preposterous 

Yes, it’s almost like words have meanings and consequences. 

Trump did say you had to be famous to get away with pussy grabbing, so the Presidential Pussy Grabbing Precedent (TM pending) does not apply in this case.

This is an unexpected outcome. Who could possibly have predicted that when the most infamous man in the world brags about sexually assaulting many women, defends others who do so, and elevates one of them to the Supreme Court, low-level slimes like this guy would decide the restraints are off.

No, sir, that’s only if you’re famous. /s

I don't think you'd have to spend much time with Justin Bieber without wanting to at least sacktap him. 

Both of them have always struck me as pleasantly dim? They seem well matched IMO. Love is alive!

Give him credit, he knowns how to write a concise and maniacal four sentence business email.

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