Seems legit. When someone dies in an accident, it is normal to just dismember the body and then sink your own submarine, as one does.

It’s probably cathartic for him to be able to throw out the colors he doesn’t like.

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

I reactivated my Groupon account and now they send me 4-5 emails a day, so now I remembered why I deactivated it originally

The best part about Groupon snagging her as a spokesperson is after the interview they looked at her account and she was in *THE TOP 1% OF ALL GROUPON USERS*.

Haddish really is the best storyteller. After watching that clip for the first time, I went and looked up more interviews with her and she’s consistently captivating. You can’t not like her. My favorite stories begin with “What had happened was...”.

Minor, but “reins” in the last line.

Andrew Sullivan thinks removing condoms during sex and stealing ideas from women of color are “minor offenses.” I’m not sure you want him to be your go-to moral authority in this instance.

I can’t count the number of times I’ve innocently shown up to a sex party and it turned out to be a business meeting. I feel Musk’s pain. :(

I’m SoCo — that whole west county area is nothing but snobs, blonde bobs, and Volcom subarbanhood entitled white jackasses.

Nope. Ex had law enforcement and press coming to him. Yeah, maybe an act against the ex-wife but she’s gonna come out of this OK. The one that should pay in the blackmailing hypocritical governor — unless of course you think that is acceptable behavior.

he’s from Missouri — lucky he even knows what they are (I’m from MO). MO bros sans élégance ... even the Parkway bros.

This same sort of thing happened to me, as a young lass. A long time friend / some time skull partner and I were goofing around with neckties, and the next thing you know, he whips out one of those disposable cameras (pre-digital era) and shoots a photo of me!

Oh look, another family values God Gays Guns right wing morally superior Republican hypocrite. I’m stunned...

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

BREAKING MY KINJA SILENCE TO SAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIS THEY EVEN USED THE CASTLE METAPHOR ARE THEY TRYING TO GIVE ME AN ANUERYSM

You’re absolutely right. And not only that, they used a sans-serif font! I’m completely bloody sick of this trend towards creative font usage in magazines. Only a true misogynist would create a layout like that. Everyone at The Hollywood Reporter needs to be fired for this outrage.

I really wish any of them had the balls to say “At the time, all I could see was the opportunity for myself and I was not thinking about how working with him was enabling a culture of permissiveness for sexual predators. I acted selfishly because I wanted success and I plan to make different choices in the future.”

good on colbert for bringing it up. truly. it makes me so happy when i see men holding other men accountable.

Sorry, Loose. Different roles.