LaMorena
LaMorena
LaMorena

I absolutely love Gal Gadot’s public persona. She’s so elegant and serene and also tough-as-nails take-no-prisoners tolerate-no-bullshit Israeli all at the same time.

If you’re feeling “badgered” to propose after five years of dating, you were never going to propose. There’s nothing wrong with not wanting to get married to someone or to anyone ever but cut marriage-minded folk loose.

I’m going to assume that given he was able to tolerate being in a relationship with her for half a decade he’s as insufferable as she is.

It’s the greatest, funniest thing I have ever seen on TV. EVER.

(I start a lot of posts like this) when I was a kid, in the 60s, I had a dress/pants combo like this for my Barbie doll—in gold lame, no less. I thought that was what being a grown up was all about.

I meant it literally.... she is a professional boxer

I forgot who said it, but one of the wisest things I’ve read or heard was that the Trump administration is House of Cards with the cast of Veep. Hell, nobody’s ever seen Spicey and Mike in the same room, have they?

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

For years, I’ve watched Veep and thought to myself, “Thank god there’s no one as terrible and insecure as Jonah, in Washington.” Now we have a White House full of Jonahs but Miller reminds me the most of the character.

Edited to remove an errant apostrophe.

HA! All the stars for you!

I’d say it was Branagh’s dick that broke them up.

The one comment in Jane’s advice I disagree with is the assertion that getting a post-grad education and financing it all on your own has no bearing on someone’s value as a human being. I think that is definitely an accomplishment that the letter writer should be proud of, and in fact it’s probably the reason why

To the post-grad living at home: Maybe I misunderstood, but it seems like your parents are playing you and Morgan off each other (you reading texts on Mom’s phone - I assume with her permission?). Or, at the least, your parents should be firmly and resolutely stopping your sister from hurling about all of these false

me trying to interpret this article:

I was a runner and triathlete and 4 months after I had my last baby I still had a good 20 pounds to lose, couldn’t think straight because I had a colicky baby who didn’t sleep and I was sleep deprived, and I was crying in the shower every single day and trying to balance being back at work and pumping enough milk. I

Obviously I’m not a professional athlete but I did work out most of pregnancy and I was STUNNED how long it took to get back my old strength. Growing a person f’s up your body.

Pasta has eggs in it. So she can’t even eat that.

I’m vegan, and if I visit someone for dinner I just tell the hosts I’ll bring a dish everyone can share that fits with their menu and that theycan make what they want for everyone else. It takes the pressure off, and I know I’ll have something to eat.