I know just how the NSX feels. I was given a weight penalty for dominating the first half of the Golden Corral buffet.

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

I thought we had finally reached an armistice with European auto manufacturers. They gave us the RS6 Avant as a peace offering! I even heard that BMW publicly executed the individual who decided to give us the watered down E36 M3 to demonstrate their remorse. Then we go and do something like this...

Admit it. You organized the event at a Pick & Pull so you can dispose of your Postal Jeep and get a free ride home.

This is dog, am good.

The same people that pay extra to get a piece of rope instead of a regular door handle from Porsche will complain that the levers on the Vette are cheap. It's a badge thing. 

Yesssss. Another article where a bunch of people angry that they’ll never be able to afford a Corvette tell us all the faults of the new Corvette before it’s actually released!

All you need is the right guy to sell the whole thing.

This must be how you save big money, real big money, when you shop Menards.

They should really consider doing this in the US, but with beer.

NHRA?

Is there a slight chance he did this on purpose to avoid the possibility of being blocked in by a car in the next pit box? Maybe? I want to believe. 

I bet pulling that trailer around just wrecks the fuel economy.

I wouldn’t paint the C6 with such a broad brush. The LS7 valve issues are well documented, but, the LS2 and LS3 are generally considered bullet proof, being they’re basically a GM truck motor.

On a scale of 9 to 5, I give it a 9.

If you have been around cars for any length of time, and don’t have a love/hate relationship with them, I’m not sure you can really claim any Jalop heritage.

Yeah, seriously that four wheels with side doors trend needs to stop, it’s tiresome. Why not 5 or 7 wheels and roof hatches for a change ?

GM: “Thanks for not buying it when we offered it, twice. Dicks.”