You can't drive a house but you can live in your truck. 

I hope for the best for Ryan. However that’s the worst case scenario for a crash, imagine getting a small block engine thrown through your driver’s side window.

1st gear. Wait, I see Alpha Romeo’s almost every time I leave the house, how could they be failing?

I still don't understand why Kyle Busch's nickname isn't "candyman".

A 10ooft strip in 3.65 seconds, crossing the finish line at nearly 340 mph. Damn impressive when you consider most cars can't hit 60 mph in that time. 

Hhere’s a good tag line for a Cadillac commercial:

I’ve got cat shit in my pocket

I can't even fathom that sort of kink, but after some thought,  I do now.

I’m so sad because this is nearest dragstrip to me. I’d love to go but they, the managment are so completely incompent they can’t even hire competent personnel, let alone improve in any way.

You know what will never fail on this motor?

This is an Audi R8 that needed an AC compressor replacement, look at that.

In a front-mid engine c7 vette, changing the camshaft only requires removing a few easily accessible parts, airbox, radiator, fascia, etc.

Kinda like Apple's business plan...

Is it just me or do the later 3rd gen Camaro have similar styling profiles and cues from the left 1/4 view as an F40? Granted the Camaro is so technicality inferior but it looks almost as good.

I've seen this movie before, all they need to do is open a bikini car wash and raise 6.5 million dollars by mid August to keep the track from getting demolished. 

“Ran when parked”

My 8 year old nephew was having hard time understanding the difference between torque and horsepower. Then I realized that I hadn’t fully grasped the concept yet. After an hour or so at the car show, I came up with the perfect analogy:

It just occurred to me that with electric motors you could build a two wheel drive (awd)bike. Are they doing this in trial E?

PARANOIA! WHERE?!!!