Tthey’ve had 7 years to fix this.

I bought it cash, almost $70

Why don’t we award all championships to any professional sports team to those that score the most points during the regular season?

He was supposed to be the best rookie ever when took over driving the 20 at Gibbs, two years later he was fired. 

Say whatever you want about the playoff format but Logano nearly lost his career before he was 21. Now he’s the champion.

Updog

I just bought a new vacuum!

Why would you peel the roof off a cat?

Thats what they said about four door pickups. I'm old enough to remember when they seemed weird. 

What do call a Roman with pubic hair stuck in his teeth?

Reminds me of when I forget to say “soft taco” when ordering. Take one bite and poof! Taco salad.....

Hey Bill!

Jason, have you been to prison?

I got pulled several times for “driving while white” within a month, one of the cops even came right out and asked if was in the neighborhood for “hookers or drugs”.

I know what desmodronic means, what does that say about me?

How many hot dogs did Kobayashi eat during the lap?

I used to host automotive programs, until I went to Europe and in Germany.

Really? Japan is one of our strongest allies currently!

Ponieless car

So many questions unanswered!