in that Demuro vid he said the owner of the Demon unwittingly ran a 12 second quarter mile on a random on-ramp, as recorded by the car’s computer.

What’s wrong with pushrods?

Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride.

The Detroit skyline would look so much different without it. For a 40+ year old design it looks strikingly modern.

Alain DeCadenet - Victory by Design

Kris Draper, Kirk Maltby and Darren McCarty. What a bunch of beauties.

Title photo should have included a tumbleweed blowing by.

I believe you mean Festiva-s

So that truck was filled up with Vodka, fell over and it’s top came off? I think I meet this truck in a bar once.

What did I fuck up?

Apropos of nothing, this drawing is starting to freak me out and I wish it wasn’t still on the top of Jalopnik every time i look

As a cord cutter, I hate NBCSN and Fox Sports channels for NASCAR. The races are moved there due to Football and Baseball (which I get, don’t get me wrong), and yet the networks bitch when viewership is down and streaming is up.

At least Little Caesar’s acknowledges it’s serving you shit and only charges whatever pocket lint you happen to have on you. Papa John’s costs real money.

Not my area Pizza Huts. I have routinely gotten a pizza that is sopping wet with grease to the point of the cheese being almost liquid from them. Caesar’s is low-quality, but it is the correct quality for a fiver and a three minute stop.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

76 years old and going out in a high speed crash in a muscle car. I can think of worse ways to sign off.

*COUGH* DAILY PORSCHE ADS *COUGH. Everybody’s pretty much all the way up somebody’s ass, it seems. It’s okay. Somebody’s gotta paid, or nobody gets read. Still, that Richard Rawlings is absolutely intolerable.

Were the trucks new? I have no idea if the trucks were new since I haven’t touched a Forza in