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Do you know who has two thumbs, owns a Civic Hybrid and is disappointed by it's mileage?

The world may never again produce a more budget-friendly performance car as the '79 to '93 Ford Mustang (Fox Body).

Fox-Body 'stangs are God's gift to enthusiasts of reasonable means.

Drawring does not equal photo.

First Photo? Did Jalopnik pre-compose this headline? Yeah I've got first photos of the aliens that probed yer mom's anus.

The entire premise of this commercial realizes the idea that Acuras are rare and are exceptional. The last Acura to be rare or exceptional was the NSX, therefore Honda reinvents the NSX.

Creativity + techno soundtrack =

You're right, I guess less than 3400lbs isn't much to brag about. Then again, I have lower expectations when it comes to a GM vehicle's curb weight. I expect them to weigh 400lbs more than they should.

I was luke-warm on this car until I found out it weighs less than 3400lbs, Why doesn't Cadillac advertise that?

Most people don't need pickups, they want pickups.

The average middle class consumer could be served best by a used sub-compact four cylinder for 99% of they're traveled miles. A better flow chart would have read like:

Here's how a "stock, nothing-but-safety-mods" would prolly go, as have others who have tried:

Wow, Henrik Fisker cannot stop designing cars that look identical. Otherwise this is a fantastic looking racecar.

I am currently wondering where is my nearest Verizon retailer is located.......

In this case I can't think of better make of car to be featured in the skit. It's like the writers started with the stereotype of a Subaru owner and wrote sketch around that.

ELECTRICITY!.... bUDDY!

The Maserati looks great and sounds great and is in fact a great car, but its not going to out perform even the most modest Corvette. A Maserati is about experience rather than numbers.

To be fair, at a stand-still, the Camaro produces 4000 pounds of down force.

I reread the Mustang excerpt, It states "if the vehicle is intended for track use, and the loss of warranty coverage isn't of concern, the following durability modifications are required."