I define a production car; as passing crash test and emissions standards of the manufacturer's country of origin along with those countries in which it is sold in.

Excessive speed!? On a racetrack!?

When looking for a salvage title vehicle to pull a LS3 keep an eye out for the term "blood damaged interior". Since the valuable interior bits have already been ruined, these vehicles sell for about 25% less than a car without blood.

I've never understood carrying a gun in a vehicle for self defense, after all you are far more likely to be killed or maimed in an accident rather than being a victim of random violence. In order to carry a firearm in your vehicle to protect yourself to seem rational, you should first, take a defensive driving course,…

Please complete the metaphor, what is Detroit between?

If only there was a not-for-profit, global sanctioning body devoted to getting people off the street onto real dragstrips and protecting track owners from they're NIMBY neighbors. Kinda like an NRA or ACLU for gear heads.

I came here to say the same thing......

"I'm Carroll Shelby and I wouldn't put my name on it if I wasn't going to be dead soon anyhow."

Hippo Butt Explosion!

1984 all over again.

Dude, put that thing in rice! Don't you know anything about electronics!

Thank god you're drunk! I don't normally have the heart to be so honest!

Hey, RTFA ! you COTD! It is a Citroen that was meant to connect existing (i.e. "normal") modes of transport to one another. Nobody said it will replace off road vehicles.

You forgot AWD!

Back in the 90s' Cadillac had the Deville-DTS, Seville-STS and the Catera. Notice Cadillac never offered a Catera-CTS, which, if read quickly could be pronounced as "Cataracts".

Perhaps if VW mounted an UP!ward angled camera from the lowest part of the fascia, I could see the UP!skirt a huge success among certain internet subcultures.

Does it smell like Up!-dog in here?

hey, if one thing Old GM knew it was how to make completely identical vehicles appeal to completely opposite consumer demographics.

That truck just grazed the grass.

No GM vehicle is "track ready" until GM re calibrates it's airbags.