ESPN will hire him, but only to call poker and bowling.

In a few years I expect to wake up in a bathtub full of ice after Sallie Mae takes some of my organs to pay back the loans

The Red Sox were being no hit at the time but that still doesn't make sense

This is by far the most detailed theoretical view on Drew's writing ever

It just seems like Josh Smith takes so many terrible shot the other team eventually loses interest

Are the Hawks good?

I think 87CE 95PV Type Я says GO BOSTON CELTICS is going to be BIG around here

He should still be coming out to Real America

Wait this isn't the end of terrorism? DAMNIT

If Delonte West tries to drive and dunk on the entire team again I might murder him

I'll go 1, 4, 2, 3, Balboa

Well I do. That's why I asked

The bonus prizes are even better. like Hank Aaron needs a few hundred more dollars while winning

Literally one of my favorite things ever. ESPNClassic made them amazing. There should be a DVD pack, I would by it

Basically the special spot placement and tile scores. I prefer scrabble and have both apps just more people like terrorism so they use words instead

Drinking a bunch of Blue Moon is what I need to grade shitty papers and edit fiction

Words with friends. Is that something people do on this this thing?

Dilfer-

He got in my MFA program and chose whatever like 8 other ones he goes to

James Franco needs to go away.