DAMN IT MY FUTURE PLANS RUINED

Why do announcers keep talking about Brandon Roy like he has been in the league for 15 years?

In the iPhone commercial they show the person having Infinite Jest. Which has always made me wonder who the fuck is trying to read Infinite Jest on their phone?

Boiling water pot bursts in flames.

The Knicks focusing their offense on Jared Jeffries at he end was unique

Everyone sat down the entire game, but they wore the white shirts so I guess that's good enough

The Heat have some great piped in crowd noise

@JohnnyDrinky: I haven't shaved my face for 5 months now

@♥ Always Winning: A Bakon vodka chocolate martini

@tastes_like_burning: I'll take Supermarket Sweep. GRAB THE GIANT WHEELOF CHEESE

Today.

Bad move, MLB will never allow them to watch that wedding footage again.

So does MLB think that no one is going to watch their games if we can see this video?

Everytime he comes back, I keep thinking he needs to just retire. Then he does stuff like he did last night, and I remember he can what the hell he wants for however long he wants despite needs surgery on every joint and muscle constantly

It seems like everytime in this update something gets fixed, something gets horribly broken in the process.

I think this is the first time I've ever seen anyone complain that cricket was taking too much attention away from womens soccer friendlies coverage

The Farns is going to win 35 games with a 0 ERA this year

So DUAN fantasy league

Nothing will stop Bryce Harper, except not being the majors

Miz and Snooki