At some point I gave up and let the PSN Plus on account lapse and just made a new and keep the other one on my Playstation 4 for the stuff that is tied to that profile.

This is the worst Sixers article Deadspin has written

When I was like 13 my family spent the summer near an arcade full of shitty ticket prizes and bunch of prizes that were clearly never meant to won, I spent most of time getting tickets and just saving them for several months after processing which machines I could get the least ripped off on.

my wife left me

#wow i can't believe this take

I guess you could say Albert has a Kobe beef.

can you guys post all the sports scores?

Sunny D and 151 will dehydrate you after the first drink then you will experience emotions you have never felt.

This is a great thing to do while listening to some classics from the great band Motley Crue

why do you hate america albert?

what if I'm already using my grill for alton brown grilled grilled cheese

you seem rad, wanna go skateboarding?

smh, don't even have the most important sandwich of all

I CANT BELIEVE YOU USED THE WORD "THE" I WILL NOT READ THIS COMMENT PAST THE WORD "THE" I HOPE YOU SLIP ON THE BANANA PEEL OF YOUR SINS

for athletes the concept is so novel because they literally can't

Will Leitch is rolling over in his grave

YO ALBERT WHERE IS THE EXOTIC MEAT TRUFFLE AND GOLD FLAKE

why don't you just cut out the middle man and dip sliced tomatoes into mustard and eat that?