As a married man in his 30’s, I find I get the most excited about new fun couples that my wife and I have lots in common with, and seem genuinely fun to hang out with.

Truly sad. At least it wasn't Peter Pan. That line is truly hell itself.

Is this just mantasy?

park me by the free samples and you’ll hear nary a peep

I haven’t seen this one in ages, so it’s really surprising how many of the minor characters have gone on to bigger roles since I last watched this! I also love how only about two of them were famous when this thing was made...

It’s a very famous line from the movie...

Wow. Go Greta! There are tons of good comebacks to that, such as “go fuck yourself” and “eat a dick,” but “I dress up, asshole, just not for YOU” is a great one.

I used to work at a Malibu eatery that featured drawings by celebrity/artists on the wall, that conspicuously featured a heart, the proceeds from the sales of which went to benefit the American Heart Association.

I especially appreciate that she threatened to stop following the Pope. I’m ABOUT DONE, Your Holiness. ABOUT DONE.

Ex Cathedra is supposed to be spiritual, not scientific. stay in your lane.

Bonus GIF

We’re in our mid 30s, and we cook A LOT, so all of our cheap pots and pans that we acquired in our 20s are kind of getting gross by now. Our towels we’ve had since college are frayed. Our sheets have holes in them. We don’t expect anyone to buy us things, we will really just be happy if everyone shows up and has a…

Two hobbits were seen leaving the scene of the crime, headed to the closest volcano.

In re: 1)-

A very wise baby.

I am a big fan of cheddar rice cakes. However, rice cakes are the glitter of the food world. It gets EEEEEEVERYWHERE.

I miss the mandolin the most.

It’s crazy when doubling the price of literally everything you sell while halving the quality doesn’t result in higher sales.

Technically three. The white walkers (and specifically the Night’s King) seemed to show an abnormal amount of interest in him...