I actually think those two methods will be combined - his consciousness will warg into Ghost, and his body will be reanimated by Melisandre. Because only his body died but not his spirit (or whatever), he won’t suffer from coming back “wrong” like Dondarrion and Stoneheart.

So basically NO ONE READS THE BOOKS???

Dear Lord, if I actually had to face the monetary total of my restaurant expenditures over the last 15 years, I think I would have a stroke. Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more than I ever spent on my wedding or anyone else’s.

You could make the same comments about clothes, eating out, cat food/vet bills/cat litter (oh god my cat is so expensive), coffee, alcohol,...

It’s all balancing. If you want to spend money on a wedding, then do it. As long as you’re not over extending yourself and saving some along then way then you’ll be ok. Life is…

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”

“Congratulations. I’m sorry that for some reason you decided not to invite me, despite us spending so many good times together. Sad face.”

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

Laughing at a menstruating woman = virgin

any dude that notices also doesn’t care, if they are over the age of, like, 23.

I think Mallory and Nicole would take it as a compliment.

Well, douchebags gonna douchebag. Good riddance. Also, Mallory Ortberg is evvverything. Also, I would spend way more time on that site if it didn’t immediately kick my laptop into Panic-Mode Survivalist Freakout OMG Grind Grind FAN FAN FAN FAN HOLY SHIT WHAT’S HAPPENING. Is it Flash? Some kind of overwrought CSS…

Mallory Ortberg is the shit. If she thinks dude should be gone, I’m glad dude is gone. End of story.

I have had so many conversations with visibly uncomfortable women about my Diva cup but I don’t even care because I am doing the Lord’s work and saving lives.

As a proud member of Menstrual Cup Club, I am obligated to follow the first rule of Menstrual Cup Club, which is you always talk about Menstrual Cup Club.

I am SO embarrassed for her.

Okay so this is kind of the opposite...I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years and was very happily moving on with my life and seeing other men. About 3 months after we had broken up, I found out he had gotten a woman pregnant and she was about 3 months or so along. I was obviously a little outraged, but I thought it…

The moment the tail falls remains the funniest thing I have ever seen and I can’t really explain why

“Because it’s a kilt, it has to be straight down,” he said, according to Smith. “It can’t flare out around your hips. It has to hang straight.”