No, its Becky

No, it's Becky.

Yeah, fair enough but I have found some real satisfaction with at least a few of the memoirs recently. Reading Tina Fey and Mindy Kaling’s stories was inspiring and helpful. Both as a lady and as someone who’s trying to make it in the world they’re a part of. I honestly did not feel like they were vanity projects.…

People were also toying with the idea of marrying Sansa to her first cousin, Robin Arryn.

I guess the part of this story that freaks me out the most is the fact that Ruth Palmer refuses to think about the fact that it. is. one. of. her. friends. “Oh, they would never do that”.... um, they did. SMALL POOL OF SUSPECTS. LET THE GAME OF CLUE BEGIN.

So what went down? Cersei is thrown into prison for incest (and not even her worst incest)

“MY OWN WEDDING is the only one I have ever attended where I didn’t cry.”

During the ceremony? No. Neither of us cried. (For the record - MY OWN WEDDING is the only one I have ever attended where I didn’t cry.) I did inform my dad several times before we walked down the aisle that if he cried, it would make me cry, and it would mess up my makeup, and I would never forgive him, so he held…

“I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,”

I like the idea of a coed bouquet toss! Instead of singling out the ~spinster cat ladies~

Pretty much every article on I Thee Dread, somebody says that, and then somebody else counters that actually the white dress was an indicator that you had enough money to afford to buy a dress exclusively for your wedding. Most people wore their best clothes for their wedding, but buying a white dress - with white…

See now these are the people who give people with service and support animals a bad name. She should learn ADA and Fair Housing law. And she should be ashamed of herself.

Dear author: “Therapy animal”, “service animal”, “support animal,” etc are not interchangeable terms. Step up your research skills and use the…

Some clarification on the relevant law:

Ohhh geeeeeeze! This is just reaching unnecessarily. In her eyes, she was thinner than she is currently and feels as though she was skinny. Why nit pick and pull out websters? Every woman does this.

We had a morning wedding and boozey brunch reception, so no dancing or any traditional fare. But my husband and I wanted to have our first dance in Union Square (NYC) where we had our first date and he proposed. So at around 1pm we took our photographer with us and we did our dance and I brought along the “throw away”…

What a great, strange time to be a family pet.

“One of them was about how my manicure would look even better wrapped around a dick, which is so on-brand.”

“Who are you thinking for it?”