Hmm...that’s a good question. Persian is one cat language I don’t know. Or would it be Fursi? (I’ll show myself out)

Yeah, I’d say it’s assertive instead of passive aggressive. She responded to aggression with assertion, which is ideal.

I really don’t see that as passive aggressive. “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you.” Ok. You’re sorry - legit apology. That’s normal. Also, you didn’t hear the person. That’s a statement of fact and lets them know that it was unintentional. That’s cool and a normal thing to say and makes sense. “You don’t have to yell”…

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

Saw a dude who suspiciously looked like Bruce Willis driving a very fancy car on the Eisenhower in Chicago and kind of stared at him open-mouthed (for I was a child in my parents back seat). He kind of looked over at me and gave me the finger. Which made me roll to the floor with laughter.

Pretty sure you’re supposed to recuse yourself from cases you’re directly involved in. I’m really disappointed in you right now. The justice system is such a joke.

Ziggy’s sext lecture about the cloud should be included in this! Married sexts for the win!

I once had a guy offer to “beat my baby ejector” with his “meat bat” if I felt like “stepping up to the plate”

“I’ve had a lot of ups and downs. It’s been quite a journey. [With the criticism], I went to a dark place. There was a lot of not eating—and I started to think being hungry to the point of feeling almost faint was a positive thing. The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really…

“The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really unhappy, but outside, people were like, ‘Wow, you look great.’”

You forgot to ask the next question: why to reverse the dadbod?

I really want to know, though

“I would eat the corn out of your shit”

noooooooo

“I just need it! It’s like I’m a diabetic and there’s insulin in your ass and I have to get it with my tongue!” Classy.

All the best silly sexts are from my gf. I remember her saying that she liked the consistency of muscles because it reminded her of a penis skeleton. Not a penis made of bone, she clarified, but a whole skeleton made of penises. And that was a sexy thought to her. All that while sexting.

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.