I’m not going to spout off on how dress codes are sexist bullshit again because we’ve been covering this like weekly and I’m too tired to get outraged anymore, but they really should have (re?)informed the student body of this more than a week before prom. Unless parents can exchange or return the dresses they bought…

I’m choosing to overlook the fact that he goes to Crossfit, and instead focus on the fact that even though he is rich, he’s still going to rock that free t-shirt that his gym gave him out in public

Thomas J. Whitmore as played by Bill Pullman in the documentary Independence Day.

yes. seriously. yes.

Why, because having sex with a fat person is not your cup of tea, does that make it a niche?

I’m fed up with this whole idea that being attracted to a fat person is a niche or a fetish. I get it’s against the western cultural norm but there’s a myriad of aspects that make up how a person looks, body types and…

Remember when Lindy West interviewed her troll on NPR? She pegged the heart of the matter, or rather, got the troll to peg it— the anger that people feel when they see fat people being happy and unashamed. For a certain breed of self-hating malcontent human, seeing other people’s happiness or confidence (especially…

Did you comment solely to prove she is correct?

For this reason, I think of little August almost every day:

Yep, and honestly the most stereotypical bridezilla I ever met was having a super cheap wedding. An asshole is an asshole is an asshole, no matter how much money is involved.

...Look, can we stop with the cliche that anything other than a DIY wedding for as little money as possible is inherently terrible? If you are having a big wedding, a wedding planner can save money in the long run through contacts, and can save you a lot of stress. It doesn't automatically turn you into the…

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…

where is she

“I dunno how to sit!.... I dunno how to siiiiit!....” ....*howling*...

The ladies who do these interviews shine their legs up with oil. I think this spoofs it. at 3:46, her leg LITERALLY sparkles and it made laugh until my stomach hurt.

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

Ha! I love beer. I cut my teeth working at a Belgian bar reknown for its beer list and draught offerings. I even like IPAs* and other “challenging” beers like sours.

There is a Bastard line of beers (a collection, if you will) within Stone’s product line. It was the AB line I was specifically referring to.

I can’t speak for Ms. DieselDamsel, of course, but I’m not in the “yummy phase” of childhood in my beer drinking life. I’m well versed in what I love and what I loathed. Give me dark and thick and malty. Give me a yeasty, tart farmhouse ale. Give me an abbey ale... any one will do. The Belgian-Ale-Inspired crafts can…

Still stuck in the idyllic “yummy phase” of childhood, are ya? Don’t worry, you’ll come around to these delicious hoppy messes we call the IPA and you’ll love it.

Some of these ridiculous IPAs out there nowadays taste like they’ve already been fucked.