LAsongstress
LAsongstress
LAsongstress

Me, literally the whole time reading this:

With FOX and the Washington Times bringing their tiny little hands

IT’S SO OBVIOUS!!!

My favorite one that I NAILED was the Wolf of Wall Street one.

That one was even easier than “which 2 guys claim that Wolf of Wall Street is their favorite movie?”

Can't stop laughing at Obviously Clint.

I’m sorry...shame away. Her protruding hip bone and her completely underdeveloped arms. She looked completely anorexic and that is on camera. I’d imagine IRL she if far more tenuous.

in theory, the white walkers disappeared for centuries so no one is/was really worried about them because they are stuff of fairy tales in westeros.

Great review of a review!

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total

Happy paws? So sweet <3 <3 <3

From her expression and the position and curl of her front paws, I think she is purring and doing that happy-cat paw kneading thing.

“Wu says sperm can hang around in your vagina for around five days...”

I disagree primarily because of two words:

Sandra Lee aside, drink mixes are dumb and make a worse drink than you would have made otherwise. A margarita has three ingredients. Three! Mix them yourself!

This is very accurate. And that is also the most attractive I ever found Christian Bale, and I have never really been into #dadbods before.

No, it’s not. Abortion still results in automatic excommunication. However, automatic (as opposed to declared) excommunication can be lifted by a priest in confession - and that’s always been the case. In modern times, anyway. What the Pope is doing here is sending people out to actively convince people to confess and

The Catholic church already “pardons” anyone who admits guilt of a mortal sin in confession. They’ll pardon a serial killer of murder if they confess. So unless they said they’ll pardon people who don’t admit guilt or that they aren’t considering it a mortal sin - there is no change in policy here.

I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but in NYC dishwashers are only for the ballin-est of ballers. It’s not like I LIKE to wash dishes by hand, I just have no other choice.