You can have plenty of doubt and ambivalence about small things and still be 100% certain and confident in your relationship. I’m not sure why that should be so annoying. I have annoyances and fights and it still requires effort and work, but the reason that I am ok expressing all of that is that I know that even if…

I imagine that would be a really difficult thing to process, but like, go to therapy maybe instead of fake crying on a reality show.

Kristen Wiig’s Kris Jenner impression was truly uncanny (and hilarious).

Always relevant.

its either one of two things

I love the girl on the far right who’s just like NOPE BYEEEEE the minute she sees trouble with the dock

When I get my time machine running, I’m coming for you, 1985 James Spader.

I was so squicked out by their “consummation” scene last week too. THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS!

Poor Tommen!! I wanted to hug him. He is so over his head and is like, “can’t we all just get along?”

For book readers:

The cardigan over the catsuit is fucking inspired.

I was all, “oh no...” until I got to the 5150, and then I was “Right the fuck ON!!”

I regretted it half a second after I hit send. He didn’t reply though so it’s all good.

hush you! hamsters are wonderful pet friends. This is Minnie. She died last week and I miss her terribly. RIP Minnie! May you be blessed with an abundance of walnut halves in Hamster Heaven. :(

My favorite one so far has been the voodoo hex. Look into that one.

Got dragged out of a bar by my friend after I got shitfaced and started crying uncontrollably. The cause- “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” came on and I JUST WANTED TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES ME.

I got into a huge argument with the bf while on vacation. He was very into these soft, thin plaid dad shorts from Banana Republic. In my rage I literally ripped all of his shorts in half. Five or six pairs. Like, in two. I also threw his $900 leather boots in the tub full of water.

I just reviewed the video and he only caught THE MOST AWKWARD MOMENT. Apparently at first he thought he was videoing, but he was really just taking a bunch of photos. Here’s a screengrab because I don’t know how to attach a video:

That was an absolutely terrible thing to do.

Is there a cat in this family? Because my childhood hamster, Pancake Yum, disappeared under similar circumstances, but looking back I’m pretty sure my cat just ate her. :(