Akira.

And that's how you explain a joke.

Shots fired.

Protect the intricate engraving with a receiver case!

Breaking News: Samsung in a cloning fury misunderstands headlines and thinks Apple just got in the gun business, announces "Galaxy Gun Note".

Great day and I am so that is a few days of this message in the way to be able to see you.

Who fires 7 times after having the bullet jam in the barrel? Oh, this should clear that out, BANG!, oh, hmm, I better try again, BANG!....this was a Darwin Award trying to happen.

LOVE this touch here.

Personally, while I don't think our system at Kotaku is perfect, we do appreciate our lively, clever commenters here

You're not being given waste water to drink and bathe in. Not even in Baltimore.

Actually while we see this as amazing/scary. What we don't realize is the fact that these spiders had a facebook group page and organized an event to build this in hopes of making the news. Right now they are probably reading this article and celebrating with a 107 million tiny tequila shots.

I'm suddenly reminded of the game Earth Defense Force, at least in the game I can kill them with fire..and anything else:

Waitwaitwait, this is the waste water treatment facility in MY CITY!? Never drinking or bathing again~

Squall has diptheria. Press spacebar to continue.

You're saying as this is a bad story.

I get a bit annoyed when people start talking about the value of a home, when the reality is that there is no true cash value of a home until you sell it, and then it is only value is whatever you got for it. Property taxes are a guess, and your home value going up or down outside of the taxes you pay on this mythical…

Alternate interpretation: You can only work alone if you can eat two pizzas alone.

Based on my consumption of pizza, my team would be me and one other person... or me and morning-cold-pizza-for-breakfast me.

Was the link I included with specific information about the laws in every state not specific enough for you?