Akira.

And that's how you explain a joke.

LOVE this touch here.

Personally, while I don't think our system at Kotaku is perfect, we do appreciate our lively, clever commenters here

Squall has diptheria. Press spacebar to continue.

You're saying as this is a bad story.

Warning, it has one of the most bizarre control schemes known to man. I actually still have the CD's for No Regret and No Remorse. Very cool games, I beat them eons ago. I recently sat down and tried to play it again and wondered to myself how in the hell I dealt with the controls.

I get a bit annoyed when people start talking about the value of a home, when the reality is that there is no true cash value of a home until you sell it, and then it is only value is whatever you got for it. Property taxes are a guess, and your home value going up or down outside of the taxes you pay on this mythical…

Alternate interpretation: You can only work alone if you can eat two pizzas alone.

Based on my consumption of pizza, my team would be me and one other person... or me and morning-cold-pizza-for-breakfast me.

"a pox on all you're houses" "im just been sopranoed"

Every time I see something more with XIV I feel myself falling more and more into its clutches and further and further away from WoW. The fact that Yoshi-P is so active in the community and actually talks and interacts and listens to the community and admits to playing right along with us... the man is a treasure and…

Worried that most of the offers in a local dining guide were soon to be expired, my wife commented, "Look at all the money we can still save by using these coupons."

Was the link I included with specific information about the laws in every state not specific enough for you?

Does seem awfully Dragoon-y, doesn't it?

I like the original step 7 better.

Although to be honest, I might be tempted to go with the 12th Doctor instead now since his costume doesn't involve having to tie a tie.

I teach 9th grade World History, and we play Diplomacy as a class. I always set up one game with the 7 cattiest, snarkiest girls and let them fight to see who the best Cersei Lannister is.

This is completely asinine. Since when is "the opinion of the officer" the final word on the law.