Apparently the easiest way to make "professional, edgy" pictures is to heighten the contrast. A lot.

That's very clearly a Slowpoke.

You're too cool for a retort.

STOP IT

1. "Stars"? That was a camero, at best.

2. Admittedly, this commercial is VERY fun. Well played, Activision/whoeverhelmedthisgamebecauseIreallycan'trememberandIhaven'treadANYarticlesaboutit.Imean,notthoroughly,butyougetthepicture.

I am proud to admit that in my 24 years of living (as of November 5th this year, wish me a happy birthday!), I have not once masturbated to a digital, animated, or otherwise synthetic character, avatar, or representation of any living or unliving object.

So there.

I have been a user of T-Mobile for 8 years now and I have NEVER had a problem with them. Not in terms of reception, data, nor customer service.
I used to travel around a lot, too, notably throughout the East Coast, and I have never really lost service for longer than a few minutes. Mind you, I'm not one of those…

Shadowrun Returns.

Leave it to a Christian to try to steal other culture's mythologies.

Um, Christmas would like to have a talk with you while we're at it.

I just really wanna see more Drunken Master... I know that's cliche, but that is still by far my favorite martial arts movie (first one). If only for the nostalgia.

And no, his character in Forbidden Kingdom, while great, does not count.

If you see a kid in a game, chances are it's one of the few things that is magically immortal—and the reason why is probably obvious. Child murder in games controversial...but that doesn't mean all developers consider it off-limits.

Is that Skrillex at the head?

The WubWub Centipede?!

If you read the article, they were sharing photographs too... A BIT more than dick drawings, it seems.

While I can admit that contrast in the Xbox One is WAAAAY prettier, there is something about the PS4 that just reads as more refined.
Watch it in the debris and explosions, that seems to be where the PS4 really shines.
The One definitely has some gorgeous lighting and colors (in this game) however.

Yes he can. But Mr. Sinister put a mental block on him so he cannot access that part of his mind.

So.. In THAT respect, he cannot. But once all his powers are "accessible," he's kind of a monster.

You should look into New Son/Sun from the X-Men. Gambit is actually an omega-level mutant.

Ok. This is bad ass.

These legs do not belong to that torso...

I'd like a piece of that meat, right there. ;)

No story, not really.
My old username was Vanagander, which most people cannot pronounce (a popular error was Vaginator). So I wracked my mind for a few days and thought of something I believed to be foolproof: loofah. However, that was too simple. So the Os became 0s (that's a zero).

However, some idiots STILL…

I for one like achievements that actually feel like achievements.

Doing something you would have had to do to advance in general (flipping switches, meeting certain characters, story progression in general) piss me off. But the ones that require actual time, effort, and/or skill to do? THOSE get my rocks rolling.