Not that I predict this will happen, but if all the female teachers strike in my kid’s school, and I strike too, I’m going to end up doing more “women’s work” than I would if I just went to work, because instead of my kid going to school, I’ll be taking care of her at home.

Would requesting the day off in advance be cheating the purpose?

I will be making my own dam sandwich that day.

What. The. Fuck.

Angela Merkel, leader of the free world, summed up Putin pretty succinctly: ‘I understand why he has to do this — to prove he’s a man,’ she told a group of reporters. ‘He’s afraid of his own weakness. Russia has nothing, no successful politics or economy. All they have is this.’

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

What’s with these purity tests that people on the left require of one another?

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

“I definitely don’t think everyone should be able to vote,” said the other. “You should at least have to take a test or something.”

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

He doesn’t care about preaching to his choir. He grows his brand by stirring up controversy, by outraging the liberals, by being oppressed! If he was scoffed at and promptly ignored then he’d be free to say nasty things to other nasty little people but get a lot less traction absent any big conflict. I’m not at all…

I gotta give these right wing/alt right/whatever they are called at the moment assholes credit, they’ve learned how to game the system. They ask to speak at a college campus. The college administration, concerned about being portrayed a bastions of the left in the right wing media which could affect enrollments agree…

Agreed. And let’s be real: his radar was right. . . she ended up being psycho.

Seriously, you’re the one who brought the whole thing up in the first place, lady!

Ummm no. Not really.

So is this kind of shit why the GOP loves Russia?

This upcoming week is going to be an important one for me. I have a phone interview on Monday for a position back in my home state. I’m really hoping for this to pan out because I really don’t think I can stay here for another year. If anyone has any good will to send my way, I’m more than willing to take it.

Homosexuals are gross and going to hell but I still want to score some PR points for my new song by being on a lesbian’s show!!!!

Half of this fucked up country would pay to watch executions if given the option.