Beat me to it.
That really says it all.
Oh my god, please someone let shock jock dudebro morning shows die a slow terrible death already, please GOD.
They're the perfect tips for that exact reason. Too many women are total crap in bed, despite what they might think of themselves. We have prioritized the female sexual experience to the point where just showing up is considered doing something good for the guy you're boning. You'll rarely hear it from men because…
I love how bad people are at all kinds of fraud.
When poor folk defraud the government it's called an outrage. When corporations do it, it's called business as usual. It's so prosaic that it's hardly worth mentioning.
I was a bank teller at a savings and loan in downtown Cleveland for awhile. I had this one homeless man that stayed at the YMCA , who would come to my window everyday and deposit several cheques for very small amounts... $.50, $1, $3. They were stock dividend cheques, rebate cheques...never over $5. He never took any…
I was thinking that too!
flew too close to the sun, bro
Florida's Floridaness is spreading north to Georgia. Someone call the CDC!
"No, we can't go over $100 million, that'd be too suspicious. Keep it in the 9os and we'll be fine."
There is a guy that lives in the development that I grew up in that did his banking at an instore bank. I worked there for a few months in college. He had a mil in there (not FDIC guaranteed, but whatevs.) He seriously smelled like shit. He had a farm but I guess the reason for his money was that his family owned the…
eleven billionty.
Actually her resume says rocket surgeon.
lololol thinking government researchers make money
"Hi, yeah, I'm just calling to confirm that I'm getting a check for 94 million dollars that I'm obtaining totally legally. Yes, I'll hold. Okay. I'll wait while you transfer me. Hi, yeah, I'm calling about my check for 94 million dollars that isn't at all one bit suspicious. Oh you're not gonna mail it? Okay, so I can…