But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?

*ding*

Hat-Themed wedding.

No, the relationship never recovered from that (understandably).

Did they ever end up getting married?? That makes me so sad for them :(

This is a wedding my parents went to, but it is hands down the most cringe-worthy wedding tale I know. My parents were invited to the wedding as friends of the groom's parents. The groom's family was pretty prominent in the local business community, so it was a big wedding - like at least 250+ people.

So my friend gets engaged. She is amazing— sweet, smart as hell, filthy sense of humor, eyes like luminous pools. She is mixed race and her fiance's family is super country. At the rehearsal dinner, they make lots of comments about her mixed race and stick the microphone in her face with questions like "Tell us why…

The 5 day wedding "weekend" in which the bride handed me a grocery sack and ordered me to collect 250 perfectly shaped river rocks.

I just watched to check it out and that is some crazy baby monotone! Who thought that was a good idea to do? It also sounds painful to keep it up. Additionally, the show is awful and I don't understand all these kids shows where all they do is yell and flail around.

It's weird because he's apparently so nice and she's apparently so mean.

Awkwardness aside, Chris Pratt is still a cutie and a good sport to boot.

With the cat ears, I get more of a Monster High vibe. But I see your point.

Whatever an Ariana Grande is (a new drink at Starbucks?), it looks like something I would see on Korean television.

You mean that annoying high pitched monotone baby voice she uses on "Sam & Cat" isn't her real voice??!! That's some bullshit right there.

I missed that particular day of Sunday school, but are we supposed to stare directly at the demon's dimple-less right side to defeat her or avert our gaze and pray harder?

Chris Pratt has a look on his face like he's about to babysit a Bratz doll.

That "I'm actually Italian" joke was awkward. Mostly because I definitely thought she was Latina.

So, the cat ears are a regular thing for her? If so then I add this to the list of things I don't like about her.

The subject of religion tends to make assholes out of everyone.