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While PC players have had the luxury of seeing Destiny run at 60 FPS since 2017

alleged celebrities like Grimes

I’m not holding up Ticketmaster as some kind of paragon (all your points are completely valid). I’m just saying that they have queues and other controls in place to prevent automated mass buying.

Those things are not unrelated to one another.

Retailers have no motivation whatsoever to combat the bots swiping up all the inventory of PS5s, Xboxes and GPUs. If they sell everything they get, they see it as a win.

Remember that downward is “non-level flight” too.

The new Disney+ show is pretty decent, though. I like how it’s more of a supplement to the film than a remake.

What gets me about Chuck Yeager is that you see footage of him from 40 years ago and he was old-looking THEN. That freaking guy lived a life.

Judging by eBay, that’s $457 trillion worth of cards!

Thank you for this comment, my sentiments exactly. A country doesn’t get to pretend to be a superpower, then be a whiny bitch-ass snowflake about everything that slightly ruffles their feathers.

The article was bumped so people are seeing it again. Don’t blame them, blame Kotaku for recycling their content.

Xbox 360 is the GOAT. It feels perfect, in particular in terms of weight. The only real “improvement” that the Xbox One controller brought was the texture on the thumbsticks. The new shoulder buttons sucked and the positional rumble meant nothing to me. If they made a “retro” 360 controller with textured sticks and a…

Okay, Kierkegaard

Yes, I’m thinking about all the times Pokemon has handed someone a pile of money.

Whichever one is worse, because seeing people with a deep emotional investment in a random number generator convinces me humanity is doomed.

Every time I see one of these “freaking out about finding a Pokemon” videos like 5% of my soul dies.

If there was one piece of life advice I could offer everyone I care about, it’s to take Metamucil daily. I am not exaggerating in saying it changes EVERYTHING.