As long as I still have Mafia Wars

I really wish they’d port the GameCube “The Twin Snakes” version to other platforms. It incorporated a lot of mechanics from MGS2 (including first-person shooting) and was graphically superior.

Competition will be fierce for that sweet PS5 customer base, though. Selection will be high and prices will plummet.

In case it isn’t completely obvious, Americans are goddamned morons.

It’s funny how “shit” is not profanity in other cultures. It’s basically in every sentence of every informal conversation with Germans.

It’s so weird how when a person accused of being an asshole makes jokes about what an asshole they are, those jokes don’t really land.

Again, I love Destiny 2. I’ve put in 750+ hours on Steam alone (many more on PS4 and Battle.net). It’s my go-to game.

Maybe Biden supporters aren’t putting out signs because Trump supporters are lunatics.

115 million eligible voters did not vote in 2016. Elections have consequences that last decades.

I’m a big Destiny fan, but let’s just get real about the fact that “Return of ____” means lazy reused assets.

TIL that creating contractual conditions that were previously agreed upon is “starting a fire.”

It is.

Every game I tried required a Bluetooth controller. I didn’t even see an option for touch controls.

I tested this out last night on my Pixel 3 over my home connection (fiber at 1 Gbps, wi-fi usually tests at ~300Mbps). It was...fine? Halo MCC, Arkham Knight, No Man’s Sky were all certainly playable. I didn’t notice stuttering or input lag. Graphics looked good.

This product placement was a crime:

Stop buying annual sports games, please.

6 x 6 x 12.75 inches oh my God it’s so gigantic oh wait

Cool, now build a PC with the equivalent hardware and fit it into 6"x6"x12.75" volume. We’ll wait.

I’m still pretty hurt by the misconduct at Ubisoft that has led to every game they have made in the last five years being exactly the same thing.

Don’t feel bad. No one should play Madden, ever.